- JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
This hits home for me.(via heirofmedusa)
LET ME JUST SAY
IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
isn’t it funny that lesbians are presumed to hate men, have turned away from men, or never experienced the ~prowess~ of a man
we’re talking about a preference that actively centers around women and they still try to make it fundamentally about men
shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
I left this for Robert to wake up to this morning.
god remember when naruto had an implied gay couple and it wasn’t just for comic relief
Summary of Scene V
[cry of a woman]
MacBeth: Whut that?!
Seyton: It was the shriek of a ho.
MacBeth: Go check it out, foo’!
[Seyton leaves and comes back]
S: Yo wife’s ded…
Mac: O… dat too bad. She ded anyways.
Mac: SPEAK, MOFO!
Mess: Yo Mac-izzle! I…
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.